I currently have a license. In the past, I got a speeding ticket. I “own” a car not registered in my name, or parked near me. This causes problems when my job requires me to travel. So I rent a car. Rental cars have to be returned at a certain time. So when stupid Carmageddon detour signs take you in circles TWICE you lose precious time and start driving like a madman down the freeway 5, cursing at everyone in Spanish, blaring rap music, cutting through traffic and generally acting a fool. And in the end, you still have don’t make it back in time. So you spend two hours scrolling through tumblr like an unhappy child. But I’m all better now. Thanks for reading.
Loud, obnoxious, sarcastic.
Quiet, shy, conservative.
Loyal, protective, stubborn.
I live my life like I'm the star of my own awkward, hopeless romantic sitcom. I'm usually the only one laughing. I like people who do find me funny.
I'm known to walk around lookin' like I'm trying to mean-mug the world.
Purple busted Walmart headphones always rest on my ears. I can't hear you. Music = life.
Purple glasses are smudged and uncleaned. I can't see you.
Purple's the color since birth.
Minnie's the character.
I'm a horrible and habitual liar. Either people believe me or have been letting me believe they do.
I wish I had style.
But don't let all this fool you, these 1s and 0s may display my insecurities, but I refuse to let anyone or anything get me down.